I brought Campbell's Chunky Steak and Potato soup for lunch today. Seriously, their steak is actually really good.
Aw, shit. I just read that label and realized that there are mushrooms in it. Fuck a duck.
I'm not a fan of mushrooms. I suppose I'll just eat around them.
I know, mushrooms are good, good for you, whatever (back down, health nuts)... But I have a very weird freaking texture aversion. It's my diagnosis (cause I'm totally a doctor), not a professional's. But there are certain textures I can't handle in my mouth without gagging.
Yogurt is not one of them. ;)
And by yogurt, I mean
jism yogurt without chunks in it.
However, chunks of fruit in my ice cream (which I fucking HATE with the fury of 1,000 suns), mushrooms, escargot (even though I adore the taste), fat and gristle... The list goes on and on. They all make me gag-ariffic.
Erf is going up to his dad's house today. Can I even tell you how happy I am that it's raining out? Last week we had another issue with Erflet not having a close watch kept on him. For those of you too lazy to click the link I've so sweetly provided, Erf didn't keep a close eye on Erflet and he ended up almost wandering into the woods by father-in-law's house.
I wonder if I need to write in permanent ink on the inside of his glasses...
"THREE YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE OUTSIDE UNSUPERVISED."
Also, because I'm at work alone this week, and I got bored...
I was looking for a cool pic of Jessica Rabbit, and came across a blank coloring page pic of her.
So I decided to play with MS Paint. ;) I made her an auburn-haired, blue-eyed siren with a pink dress and pastel green gloves. Cause I have blue eyes and auburn hair.
And I do have pasty, pasty skin.
And I freaking love the color pink.
This is also an exciting week because last Friday, I won the comment contest on Toy With Me's Dear Redhead post!
I had to tell the story of my first sex toy experience. I'm very frank, not easily embarrassed, and all around awesome. Which, of course, makes an excellent platform for talking about my first sex toy experience.
What did I win, my lovelies? I won JimmyJane Afterglow Massage Oil Candles. She even let me pick the scent!
I picked Pink Lotus, by the way. Erf and I decided together, and
because Pink Lotus sounds like a vagina he was sick of vanilla.
And reading Toy With Me's review on JimmyJane's candles... Well, it piqued my interest to say the least. I was incredibly excited that I had won, (because I never win anything) and she said they're schedule to arrive on Thursday, October 22nd. Tomorrow, kittens.
Grey's Anatomy and a free prize?!
Thursday fucking rules. Just like McLovin'.
And yes, of course I'll be giving you all a review once we get to try them out. I don't know if I'll get to do it Thursday night because Private Practice is on at 9, and Erf usually likes to go to bed around 10. Maybe my parents will take Erflet overnight on Friday...