Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Inside the box is everything we needed to get our party started! The candle (duh!), a brush for the massage oil, and matches! And the ever so important warning that this massage oil is not for use as a lubricant. You know, like in a vagina or something. Lube your chest/back/legs/earlobes/toes/knees/elbows away, kittens!
Served up by Sassy Pie at 10:44 AM
Monday, October 26, 2009
Yes, I will eschew my own happiness to make everyone else happy. I have done it for quite some time and will probably continue to try and make everyone happy regardless of how many times I find myself curled in the fetal position in my shower with mascara streaks running down the drain.
How can you afford steak and potatos when you just posted that you were applying for assistance?
And fyi, I bought a cheap cut at $2 per steak and marinaded it and a 5 lb bag of potatoes is like $3 - if it's any of your business. Not like I fucking bought filet mignon...
And Erf and I are both working, so we do have some income. The government didn't pay for our steak because it hasn't given us anything yet. It's no one else's business how we spend our money but ours, but it came out of our pocket. It's not like I applied for assistance because I'm some crackwhore trying to fuck the system. I didn't enjoy doing it, and I hope to get off it as soon as I can. But Erf got demoted and got his hours docked severely - so we NEED the help. I'm doing what needs to be done to help my family. Who are you to judge me? Because you're making me sound like some worthless welfare mom who's letting the government pay for everything. I'm not. I work full time and I pay taxes, so the money I'm paying my state should help me when I need it. I make NO apologies for that.
Served up by Sassy Pie at 2:01 PM
Friday, October 23, 2009
I'm sorry I haven't written in a few days, kittens.
Served up by Sassy Pie at 12:18 PM
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Served up by Sassy Pie at 11:43 AM
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
I'm not going to post a long blog today like I usually do. I'm feeling stabby, and my eyes hurt.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
So, if you've never seen Evil Dead, it's this cheesy 80's horror flick about this group of 5 teenagers/young adults who rent a run-down cabin in the middle of nowhere. What could go wrong with that? I mean, come on. The bridge you crossed only lost a shitload of boards, but hey, who needs to drive our retro-mobile back over to the other side of the bridge? We have a cabin to ourselves!
Served up by Sassy Pie at 12:45 PM
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Served up by Sassy Pie at 2:13 PM
Okay, so, seriously.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Friday, October 2, 2009
I was reading a post by Mommy Brained and was reminded of this story that I had to tell you all before I forget and have to leave work for the weekend.
I'm not a horrible singer, mind you, but I'm not Emmy Rossum... Fo' Sho'.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Donald Sutherland. I never really had much of a fascination with him (Kiefer, on the other hand, is a different story - because Jack Bauer... Hello!) until Dirty Sexy Money. He portrayed Patrick 'Tripp' Darling III with such a finesse that I couldn't help but love him as that character.
I don't give a flying mothercock who you are. You fucking love Julie Andrews. And bitches be loving Julie if bitches know what be best for bitches. I was not a fan of Mary Poppins, but she was gorgeous. My personal preference was for Sister Maria... How do you solve a problem like Maria? Apparently by hooking her shit up with a crazy former sea captain. Because somewhere in her youth or childhood, she must have done something good.
Who DIDN'T love Michael Caine in Miss Congeniality? "It's all in the buttocks, don't I look pretty!" He's just... Awesome. He's so multi-faceted in his acting. He's got a charming accent, and he was excellent as Garth in Secondhand Lions. "You don't think I killed all those men 'n saved Hub?" He does deadpan sarcasm so well... Multi-faceted. That's really the best way to begin and end my Ode to Michael. Michael, even if you are gay, let's do lunch. I promise not to drink beer and I'll even tell you how pretty your buttocks are.
Rupert Everett... Prince Charming... That accent, those eyes, that physique. Alas, he's also gay, so he goes on my intellectual list.