Friday, October 23, 2009

Today can lick my puckered poop chute.

I'm sorry I haven't written in a few days, kittens.


Things at work have been a mite bit crazy. I got in this morning to find out that there was a huge hullabaloo regarding one of our high-priority clients. So with the attorney and the paralegal both out of the office, I had to get as much of this taken care of as possible. The one I really felt sorry for was the cab driver; it's a good thing we use him for her stuff a lot and that he knows most of what's up with her.

My candle didn't arrive yesterday, but according to Toy With Me it should be delivered today. Yay for tracking!

I also watched Napoleon Dynamite for the first time the other night.

I may get flogged for this.

What the fuck is the point of that movie? It was slow and stupid and I'm pretty sure I lost at least 14 IQ points watching it. *side head-whip* Gawd.

I was also accosted by another high-maintenance client who (Thank JEBUS) has taken her crazy ass to another attorney and wants copies of her file. She called me at 2:00 yesterday. We have a whole office with her paperwork in it. She wants it by 3:00 today.

I'm pretty sure that I'll be typing up a letter or two, dropping off said file, and going the fuck home. *yawn*

Good news; we are now on Wisconsin's healthcare... I hate that I feel so dirty about this. Perhaps it's because I thought that this chapter of our life was over. Erf had a good paying job, we didn't have medical, but making bills wasn't by the skin on our teeth.

The lake looks like muddy hot cocoa again today.

I'm pretty sure that I need to begin watching Glee.

Things are getting stressed between Erf and I again... He gets pissy when he's not providing, and while it's understandable, it's mildly annoying. At least he and Erflet are getting to be best buddies. Gives Mama a much-needed break.

Want to know what's going to be in the bath with me, caressing my petal-soft (HA) skin?

This. Or, possibly, this or this.

Yeah, you're jealous. Lush is fucking awesome.

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Mrs Soup said...

"What the fuck is the point of that movie? It was slow and stupid and I'm pretty sure I lost at least 14 IQ points watching it. *side head-whip* Gawd."

Yeah, I thought the exact same thing about that piece of crap movie.

My husband and cousin on the other hand...adore it.

Whatev

T. O. E. said...

"I betcha I can throw this football over them mountains."

I agree as well, except for (maybe) a handful of funny quotes, it really isn't THAT great.

T. O. E. said...

...and DON'T feel bead about BadgerCare. You're making sure the boy has medical care and that you do too, so he has all the love and guidance to grow and become as snarky as his momma.

Although he may get slapped by a girlfriend or two if he takes TOO much after you. ;-)

Sassy Pie said...

Haha, TOE! He will either get slapped or he'll be charming. It'll be close. I'm usually charming enough to pull off my snark in real life...

I know it's a good thing, but it's just a huge step backward. And that's what I think is depressing me most.

And I don't understand what - aside from a select few lines - is funny about ND... Superbad, however... It's mothercocking hilarious! "I'm sorry I blocked your cock..."

Susan said...

When watching Napoleon Dynamite you must be
1. completely smashed off your ass
or 2. watching it in the company of a teeneage boy.
Then you'll get it.
NEVER watch it sober or alone NEVER!
And DH were looking into WI aid. The idea is scary to us- how much we qualify for, it is a lot of work so we put it off for now.

Sassy Pie said...

I'm up in Douglas County (Northwestern tip), and we were able to use the online Access application. Do they have that in your part of WI?

I also know that Childcare assistance up here uses the same program as Food Share, BadgerCare and the W-2 program - so they can get your info without another application. It may be worth checking into. :)

And I've never been smashed. Ever. I've been slightly drunk before, but never totally shnocked. :)