I live a few blocks away from a video store called Movie Gallery... Which is, you know, awesome. Because our old (teeny-tiny-no-shower-no-AC-upstairs-in-the-land-that-time-forgot) apartment was a good 10 minute drive (EACH WAY!!!) to the nearest video rental portal. Hubby and I haven't put out the money for cable TV - ever - since we've had our own place. And you know what? I'm pretty okay with that. We just rent and watch movies instead.
Monday, August 31, 2009
When we lived in Fargo, ND -
(yes, get the "Eh there!"s out of your system)(seriously, I'm waiting.)(Shut up, it was actually filmed in Bemidji, MN not Fargo, ND.)(And yes, we Minnesotans really do say, "Doan't youa look cyoot in dem dere boo-ahts!")
- we joined that Blockbuster thing where you paid so much a month, could have so many films out at a time, and could exchange them as often as you wanted. I'm not even fucking kidding you when I tell you that the staff knew us by name.
We loved it. However, when we moved back to this shitty town, the nearest Blockbuster was a 25 minute drive each way. Not long after moving back (within 4 months) we had our bouncing bundle of penis-equipped joy and no jobs. No jobs = no money. Thems were some tough times, and our family helped us out so many times I don't even know why they speak to us anymore.
Oh wait, it's cause I'm awesome and everyone loves me. Duh! :)
Anyhow, there weren't any closer video stores that had a similar plan - UNTIL NOW. Yes, people. For $40 a month (which we spend in two trips to the video rental portal) we can have out three movies or two games and one movie and exchange the disks as often as we like.
*gameshow host voice* But that's not all! */gameshow host voice*
We also get 50% off of Pre-Viewed movies (Which, awesome.) and 10% off of concessions.
Jesus, when did this become a post touting the pros of the Power Play deal? Bah.
Anyhow, I enrolled in said plan on Friday, and since then have rented:
Confessions Of A Shopaholic
I Love You, Man
Fast And Furious
and Rachel Getting Married.
The only one I had seen already was Enchanted.
Confessions of a Shopaholic
I gave it a C-. The cast was fabulous and perhaps I would have liked it more if I had read the book. The plot was so/so.
I Love You, Man
A solid B. It was hilarious - especially the projectile vomit part - but the ending sort of blew.
Rachel Getting Married
An A, for sure. My only complaint was all the stupid (and in my un-humble opinion, unnecessary) crap with the wedding rehearsal and rehearsal dinner toasts. Once Kym (Anne Hathaway) starts talking, the movie picks right up like a crack whore getting her second wind. My heart broke for Kym over and over again, I wanted to love her and make her okay again. And you will need a box of tissues.
Fast And Furious
Okay, so this one starts off with a panty-dropping action sequence. I figuratively creamed my panties. After cleaning up my panties, I'd have to give it a C+. The action sequences alone are worth the watch, but the plot leaves something to be desired.
I think tonight I'm going to get 12 Rounds and perhaps Race To Witch Mountain or something equally fantastical. :)
Saturday night I bought a little over 2 1/2 pounds of boneless beef ribs at WalMart. Usually their produce and meat sections blow like a nickel whore with a pocket full of quarters, but these were pretty damned good. I marinated them overnight in KC Masterpiece's Steakhouse marinade (I'd do steak in that stuff, too) and baked them at 300 degrees from about 11:00 am until we ate around 6:00. I couldn't lift them with the tongs, I had to scoop them out.
The best part? They tasted like tender, flaky beef jerky. So Son ate them without a fuss!
Mommy: 1 Son: 4,509,927.