It's in meat, eggs, spinach... And now, E-Coli has claimed another Weapon Of Mass Destruction.
Seriously, Nestle had to recall $30-50 million dollar's worth of contaminated cookie dough. Here is the Washington Post story... I feel terrible for those people. However, I do not get the allure of raw cookie dough. Or spinach. So I'm safe until E-Coli begins to develop in Kit-Kat bars or ice cream sandwiches.
Now, fair Intarwebs. I have a question for you all.
My parking ramp requires me to park on the roof, and the parking up there isn't assigned. It's sort of first-come, first-served. Most of my fellow parking-mates are courteous, parking mostly in alignment with the pretty (shitty) yellow lines.
Except this motherfucker.
I'm not even kidding when I tell you that this is how the uber-mega douche parks EVERY MOTHERCOCKING DAY.
My question to you, my little pretties:
Should I write them a note about their parking habit? It seriously only takes an extra 5-10 seconds to back out and Correct Your Crooked Parking. This person regularly takes up half the parking space to their right (as illustrated above) throwing off the whole parking lot or causing us to sacrifice a parking spot to their idiocy.
I'm not even joking when I tell you that sometimes I really wanna smash in their windows. I never would, but I feel fits of extreme violence when I see their vehicle parked this way.
And I can't go to jail; I've got a purty mouth.